🚨 The Ultimate Survival Guide to Politics—Wedgie Style! 🚨

Let’s be real—watching today’s political news unfold feels like waiting for your order at a questionable roadside diner. You hope for the best, but you’re bracing for chaos. 🤷‍♂️ If you’d rather survive the madness with your sanity intact (and maybe a wedgie-free day), here’s your official Wedgie On Tour guide to political survival!

💡 Stay Informed Without Going Full Detective Mode Yes, you should know what's happening. No, you do not need to deep dive into every conspiracy theory like it’s your life’s mission. Get the basics, then go do something productive—like shopping for a new wedgie-proof outfit. 🩳

🔥 Engage, But Don’t Start Keyboard Wars Look, arguing politics online rarely ends with someone saying, “You know what? You changed my mind!” If the conversation turns into a battle of bad memes and ALL CAPS rage, close the tab and walk away. Your energy is worth more than that.

✅ Action Beats Overthinking—Every Time If reading the news makes you feel helpless, DO something. Vote, donate, protest—whatever fits your vibe. Just remember: screaming at strangers in a parking lot is not activism. (It’s just bad life choices.)

😌 Protect Your Mental Health Like It’s Limited-Edition Merch. Stress ruins your vibe faster than a surprise wedgie. Watch funny videos, go for a walk, binge a comfort show—balance matters. Because let’s be honest, the world’s chaos isn’t fixing itself overnight, but your peace of mind is worth defending.

🔎 Fact-Check Like a Pro Before reposting that wild headline, ask yourself: Is this real, or did someone’s bored uncle make it up on Facebook? A quick Google search saves lives (or at least saves you from spreading nonsense).

So there you have it—the Wedgie On Tour survival guide to politics: Stay informed, take action, protect your peace, and PLEASE, for the love of all things good, avoid political arguments that would require a chiropractor afterward. 🚀